Welcome to Flint LE Sam Barrera aka Mr Irrelevant
When you arrive You be staying at one star Red Roof Inn Flint
near the air port Don't worry the gun fire and Local pimps
won't bother you
just don't touch there hoes .
Next You'll be Judge at 1.98 Beauty contest
The next morning You'll take tour of Flint Water Plant
We'll give a life time supply of Flint Tap water after the tour .
Next You'll be honored with Dinner at Local Hooters
Please keep meal under 20.00 Please
You'll then visit one of many Fine Crack houses here in Flint