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Jaguars Draft HQ Sabotaged Mere Minutes Before GZL Draft!

Jaguars Draft HQ Sabotaged Mere Minutes Before GZL Draft!
Titans GM Tim Nissen Suspected in "Blackout Crash"

Early reports out of Jacksonville are that a crash by a crazed driver in Jacksonville Beach, where the Jaguars Draft Team was preparing for the 2021 GZL Draft, was caused by none other than Titans General Manager Tim Nissen.

Pulled from the car in a slightly inebriated state Nissen stated, "There ya - hic - go! They won't be stealing my players! I know that -- hic -- Cook likes to do that!"

The blackout lasted from 7:50am EST to 5:30pm EST, initially ruining any negotiations out of Jaguars HQ to other teams. One small phone call to the commissioner, explaining the situation, allowed for the Jaguars to select LT Ezequiel Truitt out of Marshall with their early second round pick.

"We're happy to have Truitt," Jaguars General Manager William Cook stated after power returning to Jacksonville Beach. "He's an excellent player and we're ecstatic we were able to adding a solid player to our roster, even with the nefarious and blatant sabotage from Tennessee. We can't wait to meet them on the GridIron next year. I think we'll be giving their players a few blackouts of their own."

Sounds like the new Jaguars General Manager has already started a fierce rivalry.
Forum Discussion (by W_Cook on 07/07/2016) Replies - 5 :: Views - 67

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At A Glance

GM J_Herr
Head Coach R.Lewis
Offensive Coordinator D.Driver
Defensive Coordinator J.Barry
Special Teams C.Ochocinco
Salary $129.87M
Cap Penalty $1.2M
Cap Room $42.93M

Jaguars George Silas CB 74 Out for season
Jaguars Herman Magliano HB 67 Questionable

AFC South
#9 Titans y-Titans 10-6-0 0.63 5-1
#13 Texans x-Texans 9-7-0 0.56 3-3
#22 Colts Colts 5-11-0 0.31 3-3
#32 Jaguars Jaguars 2-14-0 0.13 1-5

1 Sep 10 vs Browns Browns #14
Won 24-19
2 Sep 17 at Ravens Ravens #8
Lost 26-28
3 Sep 24 vs Lions Lions #1
Lost 20-35
4 Oct 1 vs Packers Packers #5
Lost 0-45
6 Oct 15 at Bengals Bengals #20
Lost 7-42
7 Oct 22 vs Titans Titans #9
Won 27-23
8 Oct 29 vs Colts Colts #22
Lost 14-46
9 Nov 5 vs Steelers Steelers #27
Lost 16-24
10 Nov 12 vs Texans Texans #13
Lost 13-17
11 Nov 19 at Colts Colts #22
Lost 30-50
12 Nov 26 vs Patriots Patriots #17
Lost 17-43
13 Dec 4 at Bears Bears #25
Lost 0-20
14 Dec 10 at Titans Titans #9
Lost 13-34
15 Dec 17 at Chargers Chargers #4
Lost 0-30
16 Dec 23 at Texans Texans #13
Lost 3-30
17 Dec 31 at Vikings Vikings #2
Lost 17-58

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